Wednesday 30 December 2009

New food category announced!

In case you haven't heard, scientists have announced a new food category. The new group will be referred to as the "salads", and the transferal of foods from their old categories to this new category will be done in stages to minimise disruption to supermarkets. It has been suggested that the first foods to be reclassified will include lettuce (previously a vegetable), celery (previously also a disgusting vegetable), tomatoes (previously a fruit and vegetable) and eggs (previously unidentifiable).