Tuesday, 31 July 2007

It will be mine...

I have found my ultimate keyboard. The Yamaha PSR3000



Listen!

It does a really nice piano, which is rare enough on its own.

Now check out its 12 string guitar. Impressed?

How about some double bass?

Not good enough? Have some electric bass!

However, just like every keyboard ever created, it can't do the trumpet.

All this for measly megabucks. $2500.

PS: I'd also like to take this opportunity to identify what is possibly the worst sound every created by humans. It goes by the name of the electric piano. Doesn't its slippery sliminess make you want to vomit? Yes, it does. Found in all good Sale of the Century gift shops, Celine Dion albums and wedding bridal expos near you.

4 comments:

mothermapes said...

nice - pity about the trumpet - but electric piano sounds really good.

Ebby said...

nooooo

get a real piano.
it's plastic heart will destroy your soul

Blobs said...

Have you bought it yet?

Stuart said...

Nope. I need to go keyboard shopping in the hope I find something nearly as good for cheaper.